Day 12 FR
DAY 12
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Day 12 is story telling day, I came up with three stories, but only used one of them. Here are the stories that I came up with:
Student card story
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You know how sometimes pictures in your car license looks bad? Well the other day I was getting my student photo taken, and the first shot looks horrible. So the girl asked me whether I wanted to get it taken again, and I said yeap.. The next shot turned out alright, it wasn't great either but it okay. And she said to me: "Hey, that looks good" So just for fun I asked her: "On a scale of 1 to 10, how will you rate that photo?" She looked at me, smiled and said.. "For you.. I'll give an 11"
Coffee story
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Do you know what's the best way to drink coffee? Do you like coffee? Well anyway, the best way to drink coffee, is to stop entirely for about 1 month. Then at the end of the month, what you do is go to your favourite coffee shop, and order a cup. That will be the best cup of coffee you'll ever have tasted.. and you'll remember it!
Improvisation show story
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Hey you know the other day I was at an improvisation show. Have you been to one? It's like "Whose line is it anyway" but in Melbourne. And you know how improvisation, the improvisors have to get suggestions from audience right? Anyway.. there was this scene acted out by two women. One older and the other younger. The younger girl was playing the part of a guy who just came back from war after 5 years. And the older girl was her lover. So.. there was this guy who shouted "Kiss her!" at first they ignored him.. Then he shouted again.. "Pleeease?" And you know what happened? They really did!
The other two stories I did was the gay cat story and 100% perfect girl.
Gay Cats
by Wilder
Source: 'Gay Cats Routine' in alt.seduction.fast.tactics-techniques
Credit: StyleChild03 and Wilder
Initial hook: Start the story with, "Have you ever met a gay cat?" After this, you'll have the undivided attention of your audience. (Wilder)
PUA: Ok, get this, my friend Sara, bought 3 cats some time ago. I dont know what she was thinking when she bought them, but she bought all three *male* cats. It was so funny. When I would go to her place to visit her, I would see the cats spooning each other, sometimes even licking each other.
HB: smiling
PUA: No Really. I told Sara "you know what, I think they're gay, I mean not gay by birth, but maybe prison gay...you know. I mean they havent seen a female cat in months...what are they supposed to do" So Sara started getting freaked out, its amazing how she never thought about it. And we decided one day that we're gonna do something about it, coz the last thing Sara wanted were gay cats. So we embarked on a mission to find a female cat.
HB: hehehe
PUA: And Sara had a neighbor that she really hated, he had a female cat, so once while the guy was away, we stole it and put it in the room with three male cats. Only God knows what happened then.
HB: LOL!!
Punchline: "So now her neighbor's cat is knocked up. So pretty soon I think I know where you can get your very own little gay kitten!" (Wilder)
Wilder
100% Perfect Girl
by Style
Once upon a time, there was this guy...who was walking down the street...and therewas a beautiful girl that was walking down the street towards him.
And when they saw each other, they stopped...and deciding to start talking. It was a totally natural and spontaneous thing and it wasn't something that these people usually do. It just happened.
And these people just connected with each other on every word and at every level. It was as if, they had already known each other for so long, even though they had only known each other a matter of minutes...but it soon came a couple hours. And the incredible connection these two made was so strong it was as if there was a glowing light between these two people. So it was then that they decided that their meeting must be FATE.
To test this out, the two went on their separate ways...and decided that if they would meet again, they would KNOW for sure that it was their DESTINY to be together. So they departed. They went on their separate ways.
And as the years passed, a plague hit their city. And many people died.
And years later...there was this guy...who was walking down the street...and there was a beautiful girl that was walking down the street towards him. And as they passed each other, both people recalled a faint glimpse of a memory of having seen each other before. But they continued walking their own separate ways...
THE END
*unsure of the origins of this post. However, I've found this post to be a very useful late-game tactic. It is also good to use this to 'trump' LMR. *
Style
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Day 12 is story telling day, I came up with three stories, but only used one of them. Here are the stories that I came up with:
Student card story
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You know how sometimes pictures in your car license looks bad? Well the other day I was getting my student photo taken, and the first shot looks horrible. So the girl asked me whether I wanted to get it taken again, and I said yeap.. The next shot turned out alright, it wasn't great either but it okay. And she said to me: "Hey, that looks good" So just for fun I asked her: "On a scale of 1 to 10, how will you rate that photo?" She looked at me, smiled and said.. "For you.. I'll give an 11"
Coffee story
-------------
Do you know what's the best way to drink coffee? Do you like coffee? Well anyway, the best way to drink coffee, is to stop entirely for about 1 month. Then at the end of the month, what you do is go to your favourite coffee shop, and order a cup. That will be the best cup of coffee you'll ever have tasted.. and you'll remember it!
Improvisation show story
------------------------
Hey you know the other day I was at an improvisation show. Have you been to one? It's like "Whose line is it anyway" but in Melbourne. And you know how improvisation, the improvisors have to get suggestions from audience right? Anyway.. there was this scene acted out by two women. One older and the other younger. The younger girl was playing the part of a guy who just came back from war after 5 years. And the older girl was her lover. So.. there was this guy who shouted "Kiss her!" at first they ignored him.. Then he shouted again.. "Pleeease?" And you know what happened? They really did!
The other two stories I did was the gay cat story and 100% perfect girl.
Gay Cats
by Wilder
Source: 'Gay Cats Routine' in alt.seduction.fast.tactics-techniques
Credit: StyleChild03 and Wilder
Initial hook: Start the story with, "Have you ever met a gay cat?" After this, you'll have the undivided attention of your audience. (Wilder)
PUA: Ok, get this, my friend Sara, bought 3 cats some time ago. I dont know what she was thinking when she bought them, but she bought all three *male* cats. It was so funny. When I would go to her place to visit her, I would see the cats spooning each other, sometimes even licking each other.
HB: smiling
PUA: No Really. I told Sara "you know what, I think they're gay, I mean not gay by birth, but maybe prison gay...you know. I mean they havent seen a female cat in months...what are they supposed to do" So Sara started getting freaked out, its amazing how she never thought about it. And we decided one day that we're gonna do something about it, coz the last thing Sara wanted were gay cats. So we embarked on a mission to find a female cat.
HB: hehehe
PUA: And Sara had a neighbor that she really hated, he had a female cat, so once while the guy was away, we stole it and put it in the room with three male cats. Only God knows what happened then.
HB: LOL!!
Punchline: "So now her neighbor's cat is knocked up. So pretty soon I think I know where you can get your very own little gay kitten!" (Wilder)
Wilder
100% Perfect Girl
by Style
Once upon a time, there was this guy...who was walking down the street...and therewas a beautiful girl that was walking down the street towards him.
And when they saw each other, they stopped...and deciding to start talking. It was a totally natural and spontaneous thing and it wasn't something that these people usually do. It just happened.
And these people just connected with each other on every word and at every level. It was as if, they had already known each other for so long, even though they had only known each other a matter of minutes...but it soon came a couple hours. And the incredible connection these two made was so strong it was as if there was a glowing light between these two people. So it was then that they decided that their meeting must be FATE.
To test this out, the two went on their separate ways...and decided that if they would meet again, they would KNOW for sure that it was their DESTINY to be together. So they departed. They went on their separate ways.
And as the years passed, a plague hit their city. And many people died.
And years later...there was this guy...who was walking down the street...and there was a beautiful girl that was walking down the street towards him. And as they passed each other, both people recalled a faint glimpse of a memory of having seen each other before. But they continued walking their own separate ways...
THE END
*unsure of the origins of this post. However, I've found this post to be a very useful late-game tactic. It is also good to use this to 'trump' LMR. *
Style
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